Sometimes, life doesn’t always go to plan. Whenever trouble arises, sometimes the best solutions are always the cleanest, they sure can be tasty though. With this sturdy bottle opener, you’re sure to get a chuckle before going nuclear.
Available Sizes:
- 2"W x 5.3"H
Key Features:
Precision CNC Plasma Cutting: Using computer operated technology, we can accurately cut elaborate designs with consistency.
Handcrafted Quality: All signs are made to order; each piece is carefully cut, cleaned, and painted in our shop in Fairview, TN. We take pride in our work and want you to love your sign for years to come.
Durable Construction: All products are crafted from high-quality 16-gauge (1.6mm) steel, providing a durable, long-lasting sign that remains easy to mount.
Natural weathering: When left bare, the steel will develop a natural Patina for a beautiful rustic look.
Finish Options:
- Bare Metal
- Oil Rubbed Bronze
- Yellow
- Green
- Gold
- Orange
- Red
- Blue
- Smooth Black
- Textured Black
Perfect For:
- Those who don't mind excusing their French every once in a while.
Stocking stuffers or gag gifts.
Unique housewarming or birthday gift.
Anyone who appreciates quality craftsmanship.


